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my soul was harvested by the devil and now i like one direction
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I met him at X Factor last year, and I interviewed him a few times. And we had to go to this GQ dinner and I sort of befriended him. It was me and James Corden and One Direction at this table and we were kind of like father figures, giving them advice like ‘Be nice to everyone and take pictures with everyone and don’t be horrible. Don’t have sex with strippers. Or do.’ So I became friends with him and we were just BBM-ing one day and he was saying ‘What’re you up to?’ and I said ‘Oh, I’m in Manchester’ and he said ‘Oh, me too’. So he said ‘Let’s meet up’. So we met up and went shopping. And he was trying on a jumper and this woman said to me ‘Are you his father? You must be really proud!’ And I was like: ‘I’m 27! I’m 9 years older than him. Or 10. But he’s nearly 18.’ And I got really paranoid and I could hear him hysterically laughing in the changing room. He begged me not to tell this, but… When we left the store, someone was like ‘It’s him! It’s him! From the X Factor!’ and he was like ‘Oh god, being a popstar…’ and the other person was like ‘It’s him! Frankie Cocozza!’ and I was like ‘That’s worse. I’d rather be someone’s dad than Frankie Cocozza.’ He did not take it well. But he did have a lovely new jumper and a father figure.

plottwist:

obligatory “two years ago they didn’t even know each other” post 

can i just

he’s staring at him like he wants his attention?? like he wants him to know he’s singing those lines just for him look how he’s looking @ him i mean sflkjsdf;sdlaf;ja

im happy bc people are suddenly realizing how wonderful ziam is ugh bless 

@ first everone is obsessed with larry ofc but now ppl are realizing the real potential comes from zayn’s unrequited love and jealousy and uGh ANGST???

how could u not ship it tbh??????

curlslikestyles:

Liam making fun of Zayn because he is scared of rides.

curlslikestyles:

Liam making fun of Zayn because he is scared of rides.